so strong she burns heaven and drenches hell

Erin. 21. Kansas City. I like to take long romantic walks to my fridge.

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos, via ruinedchildhood)

virginsacrificer:

i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then

(via ruinedchildhood)

porndirector:

is that squidward

(via smosh)